DAVIS

DESPITE GRACIOUSLY OFFERING HIS TIME, DAVIS WAS USUALLY PASSED OVER AS A CAMPUS INTERVIEWER DUE TO “REALLY FREAKING THESE KIDS OUT.”

HUNTER

“JESUS, WHAT TIME IS IT?”

THE CREW TEAM

6 AM DRYLAND FOUND THE CREW TEAM A LITTLE DISORIENTED AFTER A TUESDAY NIGHT MIXER.

HARRISON

“FUUUUUUUUCK, THE BODEGA IS CLOSED!”

ALBERT

ALBERT WAS HANKERING FOR HIS LEFTOVER QUINOA IN THE FRIDGE.

BEATRICE

THE “WEST WING” BOXED SET WAS A SLIPPERY SLOPE FOR BEATRICE.

MARCELO

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS 45 DEGREES, MARCELO NEEDED TO WORK ON HIS BASE TAN FOR GRAND CAYMAN.

TRIP AND BOOMER

TRIP AND BOOMER WERE PART-TIME INSURANCE SALESMEN, BUT FULL-TIME FUN.

BART

BART WAS A BIT OF A CURMUDGEON.

BRADLEY

“WAIT, SO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN’T THINK THE BODY BAG THING WAS A GOOD APRIL FOOLS’ JOKE?”